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Hilarious Bollywood Ways to Have Sex called Sanskari Love. Sanskaar is our biggest virtue. And being shy and saying “haw” our first reaction to most things that doesn’t match up to our sanskaari yarsticks. Bollywood has to often bear the burden of these sanskaari orthodoxies. But has Bollywood succumbed? Not a chance! The filmmakers have just taken a different Hilarious route, where they only suggest, and leave everything else to the imagination of the cinemagoers. Those flickering lights, the Hilarious ruffled bedsheets, or the shaking flowers—all of these and more have been enough.
Coming from such a place, you can only imagine what happens when some even remotely hints towards making love! Here are just some of the Hilarious and bizarre ways in which Bollywood depicts love.
Butterfly and a flower Romance
If two flowers don’t cut it for you, there is a metaphor tad better that Bollywood loves using—a butterfly that flies and sits on a blooming flower. While this visual keeps you engaged/distracted, consider the dirty deed done.
A battleground stained with blood is a fair sign of the war that caused it. Bollywood brings the same analogy to its love making—a bed with ruffled sheets and pillows thrown all over (sometime even torn apart) is a fair assumption of what just went down.
The pigeons Love
Animals, obviously, don’t do morals. So when people are sitting on the edge of their seats ready to shout “haaye, haaye” at humans snogging, it’s only fair to substitute them with cooing pigeons.
Footsie in bed
All intimate action, presumably, starts with some caressing. So if the camera focusses on two pairs of feet doing a little something, don’t wait for things to get steamier. And consider the act done. Move on.
Romance in the hood
Hero approaches heroine. She’s reluctant, just like him. There’s a nip in the air, and it’s (obviously) raining. What happens next? Well the hero pulls his hoodie over his head, gets her to come in too, and that’s it! Let your imagination roll.
Flower vs Flower Love
The hero and heroine have broken into a song replete with metaphors and confessions. They are usual walking through picturesque landscapes while humming the song. And just when things get intimate, the scene cuts to two shaking flowers filling the screen to suggest intimacy between the couple.